Wendigo Corp

The Board of Finances has just approved the budget for Quarter Three. Most of this information is to be kept off the forums for the sake of keeping private company data and intelligence out of the prying hands of our competitors, especially the dastardly cronies over at Coconut Labs.

We are however delighted to announce that funds have been released to R&D for the development of three new sample packs. Expect updates on these new ventures in the following weeks.

We have recently updated our Security Fixtures at the office. Flock cameras have been installed at every cubicle to eliminate this recent influx of workplace delinquency. We have also taken the measure of hiring a new Head of Security. Please give a warm welcome to Grant. Grant spent the last thirty years as Head of Security at Barbarian Law Technologies and is well accustomed to the field of Office Defense. His talents in the field earned him the Medal of Synergy during the Office Riots of 2016. We are truly blessed to be employing such a sophisticated operative. It is expected of all Floor Employees that when Grant is in your presence you are to drop down and give him twenty.

Due to recent budget increases we have established a Janitorial Department. Max Geiger, who was previously a Cubicle Drone (DIN# 3578), has been promoted to Head of Janitorial Services. We cannot wait to see his new department flex their muscles - to see a true professional display of mop and bucket dexterity. We ask that all floor employees continue to contribute to the general cleanliness of our office because as we all know: The Early Adopter of Stewardship gets the early Synergy (Wendigo, 2003).

R&D just approved THE BASS VOL. 1 for distribution. Product Management teams have begun distributing it via known-shop channels. You can find THE BASS VOL. 1 in our shop tab.

New Product Launch: Sample Pack 1 - Available for commission from the Company Store.

Company Administration has designated the new Chief Synergy Officer (CSO) to be Shalit Maitrechit. Mr. Maitrechit has shown incredible resolve in his management of the Ant Uprising. His gallant enthusiasm has not gone unnoticed. He will now be receiving Upper Management Cubicle #835 (Cougar Model).

Employee No. 3 Jack Riggs has shown tremendous enthusiasm this month at Wendigo Corp! He will be receiving a pizza party and company Gold Star Sticker (Product #1089)! Good job Jack!

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