
Company Intel Division just got word that Coconut Labs has recently finished research on a new Stage Quality Energy Projector. This is not only an affront to Wendigo Corp but also the entire world! This technology is expected to lead to a death toll that numbers in the billions. Live concerts will never be the same.
In times like these our capacity to retaliate must be and has to be massive in order to deter any further aggression. All floor employees are required to report to the Armory at once.
Damn you, Coconut Labs
Due to the astonishingly low sales numbers this quarter we have taken upon ourselves to make some budget cuts. Fire extinguishers, smoke alarms, and flame-retardant lined cubicles have been removed from the floor and sold on the open market. With the new influx of cash from the sale we hope to bolster our marketing budget. Be advised.
Wendigo Corp has made its historical debut into the Sample Pack industry. Head to the shop tab to purchase our new product.
Great news! The R&D Department put the last touches on Project #4NH78 "Bootlicker" (Music Album). The research has been developed and can now be reviewed on your streaming platform of choice.